Combined genius thought #3
I ate Chinese tonight.
Did you know...
Grapes grow in China
Honeydew grows in China
They eat ice cream in China
They have disgusting ice cream scoopers that sit in water and make the water look grosser than the floor after somebody just spilled syrup and someone else drops food in it, just enough to make you not want to eat any dessert after all.
~Is Chinese food Chinese or American Chinese?
~A real Chinese resturant would go out of business pretty quick...
Today's Special
Rice with tomato topping
Rice for dessert
Rice with milk
Rice with tea
Rice with water
Want your money back yet?
~I like American Chinese the best I think =D
Did you know...
Grapes grow in China
Honeydew grows in China
They eat ice cream in China
They have disgusting ice cream scoopers that sit in water and make the water look grosser than the floor after somebody just spilled syrup and someone else drops food in it, just enough to make you not want to eat any dessert after all.
~Is Chinese food Chinese or American Chinese?
~A real Chinese resturant would go out of business pretty quick...
Today's Special
Rice with tomato topping
Rice for dessert
Rice with milk
Rice with tea
Rice with water
Want your money back yet?
~I like American Chinese the best I think =D
posted by Keith M. at 5:35 PM
6 Comments:
I don't know if I'd call it "American Chinese." I think it is probably more "Chinese Fit for Kings" or "Emperor Food," or perhaps, "Course One for Buddha." What do ya think? :D
By the way, I don't know what Buddha ate. I was just teasing about his somewhat spherical tummy. :)
Buddha starved himself for a long time before he became "enlightened". Then he started eating again, but he didn't eat like a king because he believed that enjoying the pleasures of life would lead to suffering. He was a vegetarian for the most part, I think. However, he did eat whatever was put before him.
Buddha died of food poisoning because he insisted on humbly accepting what a peasant put before him, even though he knew it wasn't good for him.
Keith, how come only one genius is posting?
my two brothers haven't joined yet, Jonathan is working a lot soo.....
Actually, the original Buddha (Siddhartha Gautama of the Sakya Muni clan who happened to live in the same century as Socrates and the prophet Isaiah) wasn't a vegetarian. Vegetarianism in India wasn't popularized until the 7th century when Ashoka became the king of many principalities. Buddha did die of tainted pork. Buddha was really more of a philosopher than a religious teacher, but a religion did evolve out of his teachings.
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